Junkie Psych

New genre alert: Junkie Psych is that style of music deploying psychedelic shine to portray darker, strung-out realities. Known also as Skeleton Psych or Bad Trip Psych, it contains a destabilizing punch that’s maybe missing in its sunnier sibling because on top of the mindfucks psych rock songs normally convey, it also gives us the dissonance that comes from the savage collage of fantasy elements (the psych) with gritty realism. Experiencing this contradiction creates a new breed of mindblow.

More B-Sides

Rock Critic Laziness Dept.: We are officially over the tendency in record reviews to, instead of actually talking about music, explain what a song sounds like by likening it to another band’s sound. This citational reflex is de rigueur in the prison house of rock, where everything has a meaning only in relation to something already recorded. There’s an especially pernicious version of this floating around these days in which the reviewer says a song by some band sounds like it could have been a long-lost b-side by some other band. Every part of this shortcut writing is frustrating, moreso now that we’ve collected enough examples of it to clearly establish it as a trend.

Side 2’s

Records where side 2 has been forgotten. The paradigms for this are Glass Houses [3-10-80] (Joel put all the singles on side 1 and the chaff at the rear), shockingly, 2112 [4-1-76] (think about it — even though Tears may be one of their all-time greatest numbers, do you know anything after the one about Bangkok?), and of course, Yellow Submarine [11-13-68], with the “5th Beatle” effectively erasing an entire half hour from the Beatles’ discography.